The Cluckin' Times - November 2016 Edition

The Endorsed KCNR Newspaper.
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The Cluckin’ Times
This edition was published on November 28th, 2016. Cost: $0.15 & a siren.



Contents:
1. Update Highlights
2. Server News
3. S.W.A.T.
4. Advanced Era
5. Fraud and Rulebreakers
6. Did You Know?
7. The High Roller Casino
8. Weekly Question
9. The Cluckin’ Times Outro





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UPDATE HIGHLIGHTS

  • You can now reply to IRC PMs using /r(eply)
  • Gambling has been added to all casinos
    [Language localisation
  • Increased 2x NOS to $5000, 5x NOS to $10000 and 10x NOS to $20000 in TransFenders
  • Removed 2x NOS from gas stations
  • 'Vehicle Body Repair' now includes HP repairing
  • You can no longer suicide car bomb
  • If the government is in debt, property tax is increased (/gov -> property assessment rate)
  • Updated SF Job finishing checkpoints and changed diamond checkpoint to pickups
  • (SECURI BUST) The securicar is now respawned at the army base if fallen in water
  • Increased the Advanced DFT-30 armour to 100 percent and improved its walls
  • Premium donator assets are now removed after 2 months, deluxe donator removed after 3 months (vehicles and houses only)
  • Disabled group bank depositing
  • Added /grouprankmessage (/grm) [rank] [message] where group leaders can message group members of a specific rank
  • Mechanics can now press Y while facing a vehicle to open up a service menu
  • You can now evade arrest by surfing a moving vehicle



Type /updates when in-game or visit the Server Changelog thread for all updates!




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SERVER NEWS




> The End of Year Awards nomination period has begun! These categories are:
  • Admin of the Year
  • Group of the Year
  • Media Content Creator of the Year
  • Best Player of the Year
  • Most Missed Player of the Year
  • Newcomer of the Year
  • LEO of the Year
  • Most Respected Player of the Year
  • Stunter of the Year
  • Warrant of the Year
  • Driver of the Year
  • Pilot of the Year
  • Worst Player of the Year
  • Rulebreaker of the Year

Vote Here!




> After intense testing, Kar has managed to find and fix the bug with vehicle armour. With it being fixed, players will find that their personal vehicle will be harder to destroy than before.




> KCNR’s Discord will be getting IRC Bots soon. Kar is currently working to make Discord better than IRC!




> KCNR is finally back on the Hosted list. Kar has been doing well to ensure that KCNR is among the top servers in SA-MP.




> It's been rumoured that Rocket Launchers might be coming to KCNR! Keep an eye out!




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S.W.A.T.




> Dimitri_Deville, after failing the first attempt, passed in his retest by redoing Lag Pitting. He passed with 75.2%. Talk about cutting it close!




> After coming back from his inactivity, Wet_Your_Pants has successfully passed the SWAT Test for his third time in a row without failing. He scored a 77.1%.




> ScoTT has also recently passed the SWAT test. He scored a 77.1% after his retest.




> Latest Promotions in SWAT:
  • [Rw]Joel - Captain and FTO
  • Aztec. - Captain
  • iEatGroceries - Captain



Congratulations to all players!




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ADVANCED ERA




> The ULTIMATE shootout vehicle is here! Forget your sultans, the Advanced DFT-30 is ready to stomp some cops! Having bulletproof wheels and being 100% armoured, the new Advanced DFT-30 can easily take tons of rounds without a single issue! In addition to it being completely armoured, it's walls can protect all of your shootout partners from cops attempting to chase!
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> If that's not enough armour, the Advanced DFT-30 Gas Tank cannot be shot at. It also includes a bulletproof cage to prevent the driver from getting shot at head on! Furthermore, it's fuel consumption rate of it have been reduced to half to ensure you can take longer "road trips" before having to refuel.




> However, the Advanced DFT-30 does have several weaknesses. It's vehicle armour doesn't work against Rustler and Seasparrow guns. Both aircrafts are an extremely effective method of taking down the Advanced DFT-30. Other methods include explosions, grenades and lag pitting.




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Seasparrow destroying the Advanced DFT-30 in less than 5 seconds.




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FRAUDS & RULEBREAKERS




> Fragger_Lv, after being heavily suspected by both players and admins of using aimbot, has finally been caught. ScoTT recorded a video of Fragger_Lv using M4, hitting all shots and easily killing ScoTT in the process, all while he was in a car as a passenger. After a long period of time, admins have gathered enough proof to ban Fragger_Lv for a lengthy 1 month ban. Fragger_Lv tried to appeal the ban, but failed to do so. He ultimately resorted to ban evading to play in KCNR. Fragger_Lv now faces a permanent ban.




> I3NY, another player who has been known for rulebreaking, has got banned once more just after recently being unbanned. He abused the bug where cops can driveby and damage other cops.




> Congrstolin got banned after he was suspected of using aimbot and auto c-bug. He said that he had a gaming mouse named “Bloody V7” which helps him to set his aim on other players which make it easy for him to deathmatch. After being unbanned after a while, he still used the same mouse which gave him an advantage over others and faces another ban.

Need to complain a rulebreaker? Click here to post a complaint in the Court Of Justice!




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DID YOU KNOW?




> Zenlex was the Newcomer of the Year in 2014 and Most Helpful Player of the Year in 2015. In 2 years, he has gained popularity as being one of the best players in KCNR. He currently has the one of the highest rank a player can achieve in SWAT, Major (FTO). He's also a member of the infamous FTO "Thrash Duo"


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THE HIGH ROLLER CASINO




> The High Roller Casino has been opened! Only the richest players are allowed in!



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Entrance of the High Roller Casino



> Currently, there is only a slot machine for us to play, which has the casino game One Armed Bandit. The bets range from $100 to $100000!
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> One of our editors, [Rw]Joel, decided to give the game a try. He started with $10000 bets and after a decent amount of time, he struck gold! He won $1420000 (1.42m) and profited 380k!


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> Unfortunately, he didn't leave and became addicted to the slot machine. He greedily started betting $50000. He won nothing and lost a whooping $9350000 in 30 minutes. Talk about wasting money.


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WEEKLY QUESTION




> In the previous newsletter, the question we asked was:




Which date was the first GTA autolympics in KCNR?
The answer was: 4 August 2012




Congratulations to all winners:
  • TyphoonHS
  • SycromatiCs
  • SpartanGladiator
  • Fragger_Lv
  • knookieboy
  • Zenlex
  • Kar
  • Toto5009



> Answer this question correctly to receive 5 score and $50000 in-game cash!


How many percentage of total votes did Zenlex get when he won Newcomer of the Year 2014?





To participate in this, complete the Google Form here!




Good luck!




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THE CLUCKIN' TIMES OUTRO




From [Rw]Joel:




The Cluckin’ Times have been on hiatus for a few months due to several reasons.
I have been pretty inactive during most of October, due to my national examinations. Usually I start the ball rolling and the rest of the CT News team adds on/refines it, so it was part of the reason why Cluckin’ Times temporarily stopped. Furthermore, we were planning on working on a completely new format for Cluckin’ Times, and it was originally planned to be release with this edition but since Groceries was busy with his exams, we couldn't complete the new edition. Keep on the lookout for it!




EDITORS:
[Rw]Joel, iEatGroceries, Clucky, Kruthal, Intentionzz and SycromatiCs
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Mon Nov 28, 2016 1:10 pm

He ultimately resorted to ban evading to play in KCNR. Fragger_Lv now faces a permanent ban.
This rumors gave me cancer, I do not even evaded the ban.
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Mon Nov 28, 2016 1:12 pm

Fragger wrote:
He ultimately resorted to ban evading to play in KCNR. Fragger_Lv now faces a permanent ban.
This rumors gave me cancer, I do not even evaded the ban.
Yea we believe you.
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Mon Nov 28, 2016 1:27 pm

Good job joel...
But what about the fire fighters photo:P
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Mon Nov 28, 2016 6:19 pm

There should be "Bonus Vehicle Seller of the Year Award" too.
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Mon Nov 28, 2016 8:45 pm

Fragger wrote:
He ultimately resorted to ban evading to play in KCNR. Fragger_Lv now faces a permanent ban.
This rumors gave me cancer, I do not even evaded the ban.
you always evade, stop lying u shitass, lol.


for this newstopic, nice done.

But wait, the high roller casino? that was a house before right? who was the last owner and since when is that special and beatifull house a casino? o.0
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Mon Nov 28, 2016 9:02 pm

OutCast wrote:
Fragger wrote:
He ultimately resorted to ban evading to play in KCNR. Fragger_Lv now faces a permanent ban.
This rumors gave me cancer, I do not even evaded the ban.
you always evade, stop lying u shitass, lol.


for this newstopic, nice done.

But wait, the high roller casino? that was a house before right? who was the last owner and since when is that special and beatifull house a casino? o.0

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Mon Nov 28, 2016 9:04 pm

Axl_Rose wrote:
OutCast wrote:
Fragger wrote:
He ultimately resorted to ban evading to play in KCNR. Fragger_Lv now faces a permanent ban.
This rumors gave me cancer, I do not even evaded the ban.
you always evade, stop lying u shitass, lol.


for this newstopic, nice done.

But wait, the high roller casino? that was a house before right? who was the last owner and since when is that special and beatifull house a casino? o.0

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brother aka OutCast aka Secret ( his old account ).
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Tue Nov 29, 2016 4:38 am

OutCast wrote:
Axl_Rose wrote:
OutCast wrote:
Fragger wrote:
He ultimately resorted to ban evading to play in KCNR. Fragger_Lv now faces a permanent ban.
This rumors gave me cancer, I do not even evaded the ban.
you always evade, stop lying u shitass, lol.


for this newstopic, nice done.

But wait, the high roller casino? that was a house before right? who was the last owner and since when is that special and beatifull house a casino? o.0

NoName?
brother aka OutCast aka Secret ( his old account ).
Nice too meet you
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Tue Nov 29, 2016 10:01 am

This weirdo guy come nowhere uh
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