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5even5ins
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Wed Aug 14, 2013 6:42 am

Yezpahr wrote:Hi and welcome to KCNR.

Ask your brother about all the little side-rules that aren't written anywhere.

Examples:
-Don't rape/rob/arrest Yezpahr
-Prepare your bumhole so Yezpahr can rape it
-Do not buy condoms and do not buy wallets
-Fail the coptest 3 times before doing it right and nag about the cop-ban period
-Don't do drugs, they're bad mkay?
-Every time you see mr 7 fails in the game, you have to take crackshots at his tires :>


Calm Down Yezpussy..
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Wed Aug 14, 2013 8:13 am

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Wed Aug 14, 2013 8:26 pm

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Sat Aug 17, 2013 2:38 am

Yezpahr wrote: Examples:
-Don't rape/rob/arrest Yezpahr
-Prepare your bumhole so Yezpahr can rape it
-Do not buy condoms and do not buy wallets
-Fail the coptest 3 times before doing it right and nag about the cop-ban period
-Don't do drugs, they're bad mkay?
-Every time you see mr 7 fails in the game, you have to take crackshots at his tires :>
-YOU WILL FAIL
-YOU WILL BE RAPED
-That is a good idea don't buy them
-No comment
-We don't use drugs, We smoke weed and you should join us on TeamSpeak 3 IP:ts.snipr.me
-who is mr 7?

anyways have fun on the server, remember our TeamSpeak and for gods sake don't arrest evade or anything like that because everyone hates people who do that
I'm so stoned I don't remember what I said in the beginning of this sentence.
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Sun Aug 18, 2013 10:32 am

kent_BoBo wrote:
Yezpahr wrote: Examples:
1. Don't rape/rob/arrest Yezpahr
2. Prepare your bumhole so Yezpahr can rape it
3. Do not buy condoms and do not buy wallets
4. Fail the coptest 3 times before doing it right and nag about the cop-ban period
5. Don't do drugs, they're bad mkay?
6. Every time you see mr 7 fails in the game, you have to take crackshots at his tires :>
1. YOU WILL FAIL
2. YOU WILL BE RAPED
3. That is a good idea don't buy them
4. No comment
5. We don't use drugs, We smoke weed and you should join us on TeamSpeak 3 IP:ts.snipr.me
6. who is mr 7?
1. Yes, but he will also get serial-raped/robbed/arrested in return :>
2. Not if he bought condoms :(
3. Yeah, don't buy condoms, heal/cure yourself when you get raped (FOR THE SCORE!) or simply arrest him instantly when ur a cop.
4. This is so he will be banned from being Cops for an hour or so, that's good for crimerate :>
5. I meant in-game, cuz drugs took a turn for the worse. Getting knocked out, getting overdosed, the aim-sway, the shaky driving and shit.
6. He's his brother.
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Tue Aug 20, 2013 2:03 am

Yezpahr wrote:Hi and welcome to KCNR.

Ask your brother about all the little side-rules that aren't written anywhere.

Examples:
-Don't rape/rob/arrest Yezpahr
-Prepare your bumhole so Yezpahr can rape it
-Do not buy condoms and do not buy wallets
-Fail the coptest 3 times before doing it right and nag about the cop-ban period
-Don't do drugs, they're bad mkay?
-Every time you see mr 7 fails in the game, you have to take crackshots at his tires :>
Welcome but yezpahr its more like under this :D


-Try to rape/rob/arrest Yezpahr
-Dont be scared for Yezpahr to rape he will do it fast and painless
-Do not buy condoms and do not buy wallets when Yezpahr is chasing you
-IDC about this 1
-Use drugs if you want to be a Yezpahr
-Last 1 idc again

:D

Owh and DONT cophunt and especially DONT COPHUNT ME ! cause it will lead to the death in my eye's

But overal you seems to be a nice guy and welcome (dont be such a dick as your brother)
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