The Cluckin' Times - January 2017, New Year Edition

The Endorsed KCNR Newspaper.
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The Cluckin’ Times
This edition was published on 1st Jan, 2017 00:00 GMT+2 . Cost: $0.15 & some fireworks.
Contents:
1. Updates Highlights
2. Server News
3. S.W.A.T.
4. Suggestion Highlights
5. Weekly Topic News (Rulebreakers, big updates, important news)
6. Did You Know?
7. Screenshot/Clips Of The Week
8. Advertisements
9. Weekly Question
10. The Cluckin’ Times Outro


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UPDATE HIGHLIGHTS

  • Lowered Kidnap Time from 8 minutes to 5 minutes
  • Your wanted level cannot be decreased (bribe, church, timer) during ALL major robberies (SF Job, Bank, Casino, Warehouse, Airport)
Type /updates when in-game or visit the Server Changelog thread for all updates!

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END OF YEAR AWARDS

> The End of Year Awards Ceremony was held on 26th December 2016 14:00 GMT+1 by Cluckward, in conjunction with Peter and Kruthal. Many players attended the ceremony to get the results first handed.

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Players waiting for the results

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Peter taking over the event to announce the Admin of the Year.
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IT’S HENOR!!!!

> Here are the results for End of Year Awards 2016:

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S.W.A.T.

> Intentionzz, after being demoted and removed from SWAT for inactivity, has passed the test with flying colours. He scored a whooping 85.4%!

> Latest Promotions in SWAT:
  • Aztec. - Major
  • [Rw]Joel - Major
  • Wet_Your_Pants - Sergeant
Congratulations to all players!

>iEatGroceries has been removed from SWAT for asking to be an administrator.


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SERVER NEWS

> A new advanced vehicle has arrived, the new Advanced Bandito! It is 85% bulletproof and has a ram at the front to flip chasing enemies or to do stunts easily!

> People were able to make millions in few hours when the slot machine had a massive success rate and could have been used all the time. To reduce addiction, you can only gamble for an hour, every 6 hours.


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FRAUDS & RULEBREAKERS

> kamba has been caught hacking by Killian for no reload hacks. He was facing a 2 weeks ban when Yezpahr caught him ban evading. He now faces a permanent ban.
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> iEatGroceries was banned by Peter and removed from SWAT after asking for adminship which “he” thought was a joke and shouldn’t have been taken seriously. He was unbanned later on but still has his SWAT status removed after violating a major rule. This has caused a debate in the subforum “Everything and Nothing”.

Need to complain a rulebreaker? Click here to post a complaint in the Court Of Justice!

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DID YOU KNOW?

> Kruthal is the second player, after tiiggy, to win 3 awards in the same year for End of Year awards. This year, Kruthal won Stunter of the Year, Driver of the Year, and Best Player of the Year awards.



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SCREENSHOTS/CLIPS OF THE WEEK!

> On November 27th, 10 players decided to fight off raging fires in San Andreas, becoming one of the best firefighter team in KCNR

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ADVERTISEMENTS

> SycromatiCs is selling Bullet, FCR-900 and Cheetah at cheap prices and some clothes. PM him in-game for more information!

> [Rw]Joel has made a stream highlight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZzUqpDXj9c


> Private Message [Rw]Joel today to get a FREE advertisement to be featured on next week’s Cluckin’ Times Edition.

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WEEKLY QUESTION

> In the previous newsletter, the question we asked was:

How many percentage of total votes did Zenlex get when he won Newcomer of the Year?

The answer was: 30.4%

Unfortunately nobody got the answer correct.


Answer this question correctly to receive 5 score and $50000 in-game cash!

Which 3 awards did tiiggy win in End of Year Awards 2015?



To participate in this, complete the Google Form here!


Good luck!

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THE CLUCKIN' TIMES OUTRO

The staff at The Cluckin’ times appreciates you for taking time out to read our paper after each and every release. In order to make the paper more entertaining, we’re looking for help from you guys on ideas on what you would like to see. Just throw suggestion in your reply below this post or PM any of the editors!


EDITORS:
[Rw]Joel, SycromatiCs and Intentionzz
Always the same winners,always the same winners.

The End of the Year award should just get removed,people asslicking people.

Ragna did not leave in 2015 he left in nearly the end of 2016 which means he legitemely should not have won but yeah,im not dissrespecting Ragna,I love him.

Henor became an Admin in August.In a non offensive way to anyone.

Torque barely played this year thus he still got in the second place.

L3ny barely played the entire year thus not really deserving that price.

Joel did deserve the media content but I think Ragna never made a montage.

Most respected player more like the most asslicked one.

I am salty as fuck right now cause other players never get the chance to win here,only people who get asslicked for 4years in a row.

Have a nice night.
So you want admins to decide the winners or what??
Edward wrote:So you want admins to decide the winners or what??

Not really,this will never change.People are gonna vote getting based on their oppinion(maybe one day I profit from him).

This will never change,maybe I'm just pointing out the truth,or maybe Smirnoff is talking.
Axl, you are complaining to much, Jesus christ
NoName wrote:Axl, you are complaining to much, Jesus christ

Sure.

Tell me when have you ever been nominated,or even been voted?
Tell me.This whole thing is related to asslicking or joining someones oppinion since you are not grown enough to have your own.

Give me a better argument then 'complaining too much'.
Axl_Rose wrote:
NoName wrote:Axl, you are complaining to much, Jesus christ

Sure.

Tell me when have you ever been nominated,or even been voted?
Tell me.This whole thing is related to asslicking or joining someones oppinion since you are not grown enough to have your own.

Give me a better argument then 'complaining too much'.
Nominated? In 2015
Do I want to win? No cuz it's just a thing!
Would it change your kcnr future? No
Should you stop complaining about it and stop begging for attention cuz of Shit like this? Yes.
All u always say is 'asslicking' you are just jealous as fuck that ur never nominated or that you never win something. You can't handle it.
Jesus you really are an emo after all.

You were 18,right? You should be shamed of yourself mate.

Trying to face my argument in a childish way describes how well you can handle an argument.
Telling me that I'm jelous? Bitch no.
Caring for a nomination? Fuck no.

I'm just pointing out some truth which clearly your un-developed brain can not handle.What if I say Vitaliy was one of the most missed guys of 2016,he legitemaly deserved it,afterall his comeback was well welcomed in the end so I guess he was missed.

Actually,you are the one in that "asslicking group".

And No,dont quote me to make this fight public ,if youre man enough just PM me,if you have a Valid argument that I am wrong then I will publicly announc that I am a fucking retard.
Axl_Rose wrote:Ragna did not leave in 2015 he left in nearly the end of 2016 which means he legitemely should not have won but yeah,im not dissrespecting Ragna,I love him.
Even then, everybody asked about him immediately after he left. Shows how much impact he had, and people missed him a lot enough.
Axl_Rose wrote:Henor became an Admin in August.In a non offensive way to anyone.
Then again, he gave appropriate, not too harsh punishments.
Axl_Rose wrote:Torque barely played this year thus he still got in the second place.
Thats the problem, you see the last 2 months as End of Year results. Torque played a LOT before the last quarter of 2016. He basically was the Warrant of the Year.
Dimitri played a lot as a robber as well in 2016, but the last quarter of 2016, he got SWAT and started playing as a cop instead.
Axl_Rose wrote:I3ny barely played the entire year thus not really deserving that price.
Thats the community decision on it. Ns]One joined mid year and he still was nominated.
Axl_Rose wrote:Joel did deserve the media content but I think Ragna never made a montage.
Ragna made signatures for us. That is a Media Content. Even Cluckin' Times right now is a Media Content. Theres more to montages boi
Most respected player more like the most asslicked one.
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Axl_Rose wrote:I am salty as fuck right now cause other players never get the chance to win here,only people who get asslicked for 4years in a row.
So in your opinion, who deserves Warrant of the Year, Pilot of the Year, LEO of the Year, Best Player of the Year, Worst Player of the Year, Rulebreaker for the Year, Most Respected Player of the Year, Admin of the Year??

Only Admin seems a little bit close because all of them were 1-2 votes lower than Henor..
:D I won it xD . no one can defeat me in rule break history :D

And what is my prize ?? xD