1. Update Highlights
2. Server News
4. Suggestion Highlights
5. Weekly Topic News (Rulebreakers, big updates, important news)
6. Did You Know?
7. Screenshot/Clips Of The Week
9. Weekly Question
10. The Cluckin’ Times Outro
Highlighted updates from July 18th to July 24th.
- You can now type /music 1-20 for quick music options.
- Removed the audio chat voice option as Google changed their API.
- ‘Masks’ renamed to ‘Half Face Bandanas’.
- Reduced the price of Half Face Bandanas severely.(300k to 20k)
- You can now fish from a vortex.
- Improved the distance bonus for petrol deliveries (longer distance = more money).
- Overhauled /clothes menu.
- Fixed clothes switching in clothing store
- Added a prompt to selling personal vehicles and clothes discarding.
- Your wanted level now decreases faster when out of range of LEOs
- Only civilians can wank and fart in public, other team must be in a house to do so
- Kidnap cancellations (/release, ejecting, kidnapper quitting etc) now cancels your stats addition
> 99.9% of previously banned players have been unbanned and given a second chance. This includes those notoriously known such as Pharmacist, Slade, Kurepoisike, Reh_007, PMH, The_Albanian, and more! Let’s hope they use their second chance very wisely.
> Self-defense and Deathmatching rules have been redefined. Defending yourself against robberies, rapes, and kidnappings are once again ALLOWED. This update takes effect immediately so let your friends and enemies know. Read more about the topic here.
> After failing his first test by 5% by messing up the locations portion, Southbox passed his retake test with 79%, making him the newest member of the S.W.A.T. team. Congratulations, and welcome back to the team.
> Latest Promotions in SWAT:
- [Rw]Joel - Lieutenant
- Aztec. - Lieutenant
- Kenny - Lieutenant
> Here are some recently made suggestions that need a bit more love!
- Clucky’s Hostage Situation
- HalfRock’s Atrium Robbery
- [email protected]@’s Gold Train
- Kruthal’s Suggestion List #1-4
- Clucky’s Laws
FRAUDS & RULEBREAKERS
> Last edition, we reported that GoPi allegedly had been scammed by Tai_Storm. After hearing Tai_Storm’s side, we assumed the transfer was an accident. Well, we assumed wrong. After new proof was revealed in a complaint made by Gopi recently, the tides have turned. Administrators are awaiting Tai_Storm’s response after finding out he lied about the accidental transfer.
Need to complain a rulebreaker? Click here to post a complaint in the Court Of Justice!
DID YOU KNOW?
> Did you know that 14 out of the first 100 players registered on the KCNR forums still play today? They registered almost 5 years ago and you can still find them in-game today! That’s incredible!
SCREENSHOTS/CLIPS OF THE WEEK!
> The Cluckin’ Times is adding a brand-spanking-new section to our editions to come dedicated to media. This includes funny video clips, screenshots, or recently made montages to be advertised right here in The Cluckin’ Times.
To start ourselves off, here is this week’s Clip Of The Week by [Rw]Joel:
To submit your own screenshots or video clips to showcase in The Cluckin’ Times, click here.
> LV’s Wallet Store is now officially opened.
It sells at the lowest price:
- Fake Wallets
- Chef Knives
> Majestic 12’s Guns has re-opened with 2 new locations at Come-A-Lot’s gas station and Redsands! One of them is well-known as [Rw]Joel’s Gun Store. Currently, we have the LOWEST prices possible for:
- Body Armour - $2600
- Desert Eagle - $59
- M4 - $79
- UZI - $69
- Sawnies - $120
- Sniper - $150
- Fake Wallets - $4700
- Condoms - $640
- Chef’s Knife - $2000
Private Message [Rw]Joel today to get a FREE advertisement to be featured on next week’s Cluckin’ Times Edition.
> In the previous newsletter, the question we asked was:
How many helicopters are there in total in KCNR?
The answer was: 46 helicopters
Unfortunately, there was no winners.
> Answer this question correctly to receive 5 score & $50000 in-game cash!
ShaneOvSina, Edmundxx, Kruthal, or Kent_Bobo?
> To participate in this, complete the Google Form here!
> The winner will be announced in the next newsletter. Good Luck!
THE CLUCKIN' TIMES OUTRO
The staff at The Cluckin’ times appreciates you taking the time to read our paper each and every release. With new additions to the team, we’ve been trying out some new categories and would love some feedback on what we have & suggestions on what to add. We’re planning on expanding the newspaper length but we need interesting categories to fill the space. In order to make the paper more entertaining, we’re looking for help from you guys on ideas on what you would like to see. Just throw suggestion in your reply below this post!
The newsletter will be updated fortnightly. Thank you for reading!
[Rw]Joel & Kruthal