The Cluckin' Times - 26 July 2016 Edition

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The Cluckin’ Times
This edition was published on July 25th 2016. Cost: $1.37 & a 6 man car bomb.
Contents:
1. Update Highlights
2. Server News
3. S.W.A.T.
4. Suggestion Highlights
5. Weekly Topic News (Rulebreakers, big updates, important news)
6. Did You Know?
7. Screenshot/Clips Of The Week
8. Advertisements
9. Weekly Question
10. The Cluckin’ Times Outro


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UPDATE HIGHLIGHTS

Highlighted updates from July 18th to July 24th.
  • You can now type /music 1-20 for quick music options.
  • Removed the audio chat voice option as Google changed their API.
  • ‘Masks’ renamed to ‘Half Face Bandanas’.
  • Reduced the price of Half Face Bandanas severely.(300k to 20k)
  • You can now fish from a vortex.
  • Improved the distance bonus for petrol deliveries (longer distance = more money).
  • Overhauled /clothes menu.
  • Fixed clothes switching in clothing store
  • Added a prompt to selling personal vehicles and clothes discarding.
  • Your wanted level now decreases faster when out of range of LEOs
  • Only civilians can wank and fart in public, other team must be in a house to do so
  • Kidnap cancellations (/release, ejecting, kidnapper quitting etc) now cancels your stats addition
Type /updates when in-game or visit the Server Changelog thread for all updates!

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SERVER NEWS

> 99.9% of previously banned players have been unbanned and given a second chance. This includes those notoriously known such as Pharmacist, Slade, Kurepoisike, Reh_007, PMH, The_Albanian, and more! Let’s hope they use their second chance very wisely.

> Self-defense and Deathmatching rules have been redefined. Defending yourself against robberies, rapes, and kidnappings are once again ALLOWED. This update takes effect immediately so let your friends and enemies know. Read more about the topic here.

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S.W.A.T.

> After failing his first test by 5% by messing up the locations portion, Southbox passed his retake test with 79%, making him the newest member of the S.W.A.T. team. Congratulations, and welcome back to the team.

> Latest Promotions in SWAT:
  • [Rw]Joel - Lieutenant
  • Aztec. - Lieutenant
  • Kenny - Lieutenant
Congratulations to all 3 players!

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SUGGESTION HIGHLIGHTS

> Here are some recently made suggestions that need a bit more love!
Want to make your own suggestion? Click here!

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FRAUDS & RULEBREAKERS

> Last edition, we reported that GoPi allegedly had been scammed by Tai_Storm. After hearing Tai_Storm’s side, we assumed the transfer was an accident. Well, we assumed wrong. After new proof was revealed in a complaint made by Gopi recently, the tides have turned. Administrators are awaiting Tai_Storm’s response after finding out he lied about the accidental transfer.

Need to complain a rulebreaker? Click here to post a complaint in the Court Of Justice!

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DID YOU KNOW?

> Did you know that 14 out of the first 100 players registered on the KCNR forums still play today? They registered almost 5 years ago and you can still find them in-game today! That’s incredible!

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SCREENSHOTS/CLIPS OF THE WEEK!

> The Cluckin’ Times is adding a brand-spanking-new section to our editions to come dedicated to media. This includes funny video clips, screenshots, or recently made montages to be advertised right here in The Cluckin’ Times.

To start ourselves off, here is this week’s Clip Of The Week by [Rw]Joel:

https://youtu.be/VBijB_RhvNg

To submit your own screenshots or video clips to showcase in The Cluckin’ Times, click here.

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ADVERTISEMENTS

> LV’s Wallet Store is now officially opened.

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It sells at the lowest price:
  • Fake Wallets
  • Condom
  • Chef Knives
> Sycromatics’ is currently selling the ONLY Maverick Personal Vehicle in all of KCNR. /pm Sycromatics when you see him in game for more information.

> Majestic 12’s Guns has re-opened with 2 new locations at Come-A-Lot’s gas station and Redsands! One of them is well-known as [Rw]Joel’s Gun Store. Currently, we have the LOWEST prices possible for:
  • Body Armour - $2600
  • Desert Eagle - $59
  • M4 - $79
  • UZI - $69
  • Sawnies - $120
  • Sniper - $150
  • Fake Wallets - $4700
  • Condoms - $640
  • Chef’s Knife - $2000
Right across from Ammu-nation! Visit us today!
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Private Message [Rw]Joel today to get a FREE advertisement to be featured on next week’s Cluckin’ Times Edition.

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WEEKLY QUESTION

> In the previous newsletter, the question we asked was:
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How many helicopters are there in total in KCNR?

The answer was: 46 helicopters

Unfortunately, there was no winners.


> Answer this question correctly to receive 5 score & $50000 in-game cash!

Which out of these four admins was the NEWEST addition to the team?
ShaneOvSina, Edmundxx, Kruthal, or Kent_Bobo?


> To participate in this, complete the Google Form here!

> The winner will be announced in the next newsletter. Good Luck!

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THE CLUCKIN' TIMES OUTRO

The staff at The Cluckin’ times appreciates you taking the time to read our paper each and every release. With new additions to the team, we’ve been trying out some new categories and would love some feedback on what we have & suggestions on what to add. We’re planning on expanding the newspaper length but we need interesting categories to fill the space. In order to make the paper more entertaining, we’re looking for help from you guys on ideas on what you would like to see. Just throw suggestion in your reply below this post!

The newsletter will be updated fortnightly. Thank you for reading!


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[Rw]Joel & Kruthal
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Tue Jul 26, 2016 6:33 pm

EVERY OTHER SERVER HAS THE SAME RULES, THE SAME RULE! AND ONLY YOU PEOPLE TAKE IT IN THIS SERVER TO MAKE IT SOMETHING THATS MORE THAN IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE. WHAT THE ....
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Wed Jul 27, 2016 12:52 am

answered that question above, i hope to win it :o
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Wed Jul 27, 2016 6:35 am

there are actually 47 or 48 helis

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LV:

8 LVA
2 YEZ
1 Top left 9 (Dont know the name)
3 AREA 69
2 Desert AIRPORT
1 Fire DEP
1 Emerald Isle Roof
Total: 18

SF:

1 SF Job
1 Esplande (Near SF JOB BOAT)
1 SFPD
4 SFA
4 MILITARY BOAT
1 Fire DEP
1 Foster Valley
1 Battery Point
2 SF Boat
Total: 16

LS:

2 Mount chilliad
7 LSA
1 LSPD
1 Peters house
Total: 11

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Wed Aug 10, 2016 7:19 pm

DAAAMN not bad guys
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Wed Aug 10, 2016 9:19 pm

Can I answer the question? :D
I'm so stoned I don't remember what I said in the beginning of this sentence.
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[Rw]Joel
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Thu Aug 11, 2016 1:01 pm

Unfortunately not as you're part of the question :D
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Thu Aug 11, 2016 4:06 pm

The question is still up for answering!

Which out of these four admins was the NEWEST addition to the team?
ShaneOvSina, Edmundxx, Kruthal, or Kent_Bobo?


To participate in this question, complete the Google Form here!
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Thu Aug 11, 2016 4:30 pm

It's the 2nd time I answe that lol...
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