1. Did You Know?
2. Breaking News
4. Quote of the Week
5. SECURI-BUST Random Event Improvements
6. Fun DMA!
8. Weekly Question
9. News Reporter
DID YOU KNOW?
> KCNR’s 2014 Feature Promo Contest’s Winner was Best_Warriors, who is now better known as Nickel. He chose the Mountain Bike personal vehicle as his prize and still owns it today!
> The 2016 KCNR Trailer Contest UNOFFICIAL results have come in. They are as follows:
- tiiggy | Custom House & 20 Bonds
- Kruthal | GTA Personal Vehicle & 15 Bonds
- SpartanGladiator | 10mil & 10 Bonds
Congratulations to all winners and participants on their amazing trailers!
When asked about the highly controversial trailer made by iEatGroceries, Kar responded that the trailer was “annoying and disrespectful”. Ouch.
> Kruthal is widely recognised for his driving skills.
Recently, 4 SWAT members took part in a car chase going after Kruthal for over 30 minutes before being able to take him down. Kruthal ran out of nitro several times and had to constantly switch between his turismos. He took the chase from LS to SF to Flint County to LS back to SF. At the end of the chase in Downtown SF, he finally got his 2 back tires popped by Zenlex before AND after repairing at a gas station, resulting in him spinning out during the wait for the repair timer to reset and the SWAT members taking him down. Zenlex commented, “Kruthal knows how to run.”
With his skills, he has now been promoted to SWAT Major and has replaced FwP in becoming one of our 3 current FTOs.
> Latest Promotions in SWAT:
- Kruthal - Major(FTO)
- Intentionzz - Major
- SpartanGladiator - Captain
- Lieutenant - Captain
QUOTE OF THE WEEK
_____________________________________________________________________________Edward wrote:In-game name: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Who Had A Very Shiny Nose Leading To Him Getting Bullied By All The Other Reindeer, However Santa Claus Saved Him And Butchered Him So He Would Not Live In Misery
SECURI-BUST RANDOM EVENT UPGRADES!
> Kar has listened to the players and have decided to balance the SECURI-BUST random event. There are several updates and the current changes are as listed below.
- The Securicar has now 99 percent bulletproof armour.
- The Securicar now has a speed limit of 100 KM/H
- Any LEOs can now drive the securicar after an army LEO has started the event.
FUN DEATHMATCH ARENA!
> The Deathmatch Arena has received various updates/bug fixes over the past 2 months and has become extremely popular with the core DM group of KCNR. You do NOT lose weapons when dying inside of DMA and can now duel anyone regardless of class meaning cops can now kill each other inside of DMA!
> There is currently a Deathmatch Arena Map Build being created at the moment by Kruthal adding 3 new levels and closing off half of DMA creating a more condensed fighting arena. It’s still a work in progress and is looking for suggestions on what to add to it to create the ultimate DM Arena!
> Visit [Rw]Joel’s Gun Store today for weapons cheaper than Ammunition and $6000 fake wallets. Here are the prices for [Rw]Joel’s Gun Store.
[Rw]Joel’s Gun Store Pricing:
- Desert Eagle - $70
- M4 - $80
- UZI - $70
- Sawnies - $120
- Sniper - $160
- Fake Wallets - $4900
- Condoms - $750
- Chef’s Knife - $2750
- Purple Dildo - $2500
- Jerrycan - $17000
Location: Beside Redsands East Sex Shop
Private Message [Rw]Joel today to get a free advertisement to be featured on next week’s Cluckin’ Times Edition.
> Answer this question to receive $100000 in-game cash.
How many warehouses, banks and casinos are there in total?
To participate in this, complete the Google Form here
Winners will be announced at the next newsletter.
> The amount of people doing News Reporter Mission has been rising exponentially in recent days. This large jump is due to a bug giving large amount of money paid for doing it. If you’re looking to fill your News Reporter drive, why not join The Cluckin’ Times team to experience what it really means to be a News Reporter? Join us today by applying for CT membership in forums!
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