Times of KCNR - 1 May 2016 Edition

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Times of KCNR
This edition was published on May 1st, 2016. Cost:$0.00/-
Contents:
1. Did You Know
2. Horoscopes
3. Breaking News
4. Another Scam
5. Occasions/Events
6. Topic of the week
7. Advertisements



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DID YOU KNOW?

> 10th May 2010 is KCNR's birthday!

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HOROSCOPES

Aries: Keep your personal preferences aside or you'll regret it.

Taurus: You have to fly like a butterfly and sting like a bee.

Gemini: There are chances of getting mini heart attacks.

Cancer: Average week for you.

Leo: Your car might get towed away.

Virgo: Stick to what you love or something bad might happen.

Libra: Mating with an Aquarius will improve your life.

Scorpio: Car bomb magnet for this week.

Sagittarius: Lucky attempt at a casino robbery might work.

Capricorn: Bad luck with lotteries.

Aquarius: Mating with a Libra will change your life.

Pisces: Raping and robbing will be successful.

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BREAKING NEWS

> The KCNR server got a new host in a new location this week. This host provides better DDoS protection and no attacks seem to affect the gameplay after the upgrade. The server ip also got fixated to "server.lvcnr.net:7777", removing the other ip "s1.lvcnr.net:7777" from the charts. This upgrade, however, increased the KCNR Expenditure by about 16 times and according to Kar, the expenditure raised from double to triple digits. Also, due to the location change of the server, pings of every player have changed drastically; making some people happy, while others angry.

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ANOTHER SCAM!

> Reportedly, Usman scammed Killian of $240,000,000/- for a $100 real life money exchange. This issue was taken into the forums by the latter in 'Everything and Nothing' and generated over 6 pages of content in less than 2 hours. A refund topic was also submitted by Killian. Both these topics, however, were deleted by administration as real life trade scams aren't refunded by the server. This incident was similar to the sgt. incident of last week and continues to raise awareness about the value of actual money and sense of security.

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OCCASIONS/EVENTS

> KCNR's birthday is here! Enjoy the exemption of business property tax and income tax for this entire month on the SIXTH BIRTHDAY OF KCNR! Anticipate some crazy events and prizes this season! So, stay tuned and have a great time!

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TOPIC OF THE WEEK

> Do you remeber this? by Clucky/Edward. The sarcasm is real in this one.

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Thanks for reading. This edition is for the coming 2 weeks because of Vacation.
-Splinter
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Sun May 01, 2016 2:46 pm

I'll help you to make further news stories like this. But it will be a little different :> Was good reading it again.
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johnosama wrote:Fuet see a Topic But Do not say reapply on 1/10/2016 becoz i have a School
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SyCroMaTiCs wrote:I'll help you to make further news stories like this. But it will be a little different :> Was good reading it again.
thanks bud. Welcome to the ToK team.
Any admin likes to take initiative of this forum and make a group for us reporters? It'd be appreciative to have a discussion subforum for the future activities/newstopics.
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Sun May 01, 2016 4:43 pm

There's already a group.

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Edward wrote:There's already a group.
add us then :3
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Sun May 01, 2016 5:35 pm

I'll be also making topics like these. We can take turns and we can consider this our group
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Sun May 01, 2016 6:40 pm

Sycromatics is one of those people who has a toy but never plays with it, and when someone takes the toy he suddenly wants to play with it.

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Sun May 01, 2016 10:11 pm

You are just like Media, doesn't know anything but keeps spreading rumors.
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Mon May 02, 2016 4:17 am

Splinter mind getting somebody to do the 8 May 2016 Edition or something? This is so good
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Mon May 02, 2016 4:21 am

Usman wrote:You are just like Media, doesn't know anything but keeps spreading rumors.
What do you think NEWS is? It Is MEDIA.
[Rw]Joel wrote:Splinter mind getting somebody to do the 8 May 2016 Edition or something? This is so good
Sure fam. If sycro can do it, I'll be really happy. Otherwise, you'll have to wait till a week later
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