Times of KCNR - 23 April 2016 Edition

The Endorsed KCNR Newspaper.
Times of KCNR
This edition was published on April 23rd, 2016. Cost:$0.00/-
Contents:
1. Did You Know
2. Horoscopes
3. Breaking News
4. A new celebrity
5. Occasions/Events
6. Other news
7. Topic of the week
8. Advertisements



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DID YOU KNOW?

> This header isn't a hyperlink.

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HOROSCOPES

Aries: Your luck sucks this week.

Taurus: You'll think that you're funny this week, but you won't be.

Gemini: Have a name with "I" and you'll get lots of Gems.

Cancer: Players will fear you.

Leo: You're going to be unlucky with respect to multiple things.

Virgo: You're going to be really lucky with girls.

Libra: You're the one who unties the bond.

Scorpio: Something funny waits for you.

Sagittarius: A lotto win might have a peek in your luck.

Capricorn: Rapes, Infects and Virus generator.

Aquarius: Small fishes await you at the harbor.

Pisces: Your luck will not be great, but it won't be bad either.

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BREAKING NEWS

> SGT gets accused of scamming; entangles himself in a series of mistakes. More details in the link below.
(His ban appeal)

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A NEW CELEBRITY

> A new celebrity has been lingering around town with the name of Aztec.is.back. Though his fame was negative, he received the attention of countless people who surfed the forums. His topic "a video To yezpahr and the_Albanian" showed off that the young man is willing to try something, but received a lot of criticism.

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OCCASIONS/EVENTS

> The Times of KCNR wishes everyone a Belated and Happy 20th April!

> The KCNR Trailer contest 2016 is ongoing. More details in the link below.
Link

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OTHER NEWS

> The server keeps getting DDoSed even after players thought that it was all over. The administrative staff expects the players to stay calm and bare with the conditions.

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TOPIC OF THE WEEK

> a video to yezpahr and the_Albanian
(Personal opinion: This is the only topic that was kind of funny and interesting this week)

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ADVERTISEMENTS

> Advertisements are available for players in the Times of KCNR editions!

***FIRST ADVERTISEMENT FREE!***

Forum pm Splinter to advertise on the newstopic.

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Thanks for reading.
-Splinter
Great job my future Hokage.


Flash News : Goku has revealed his true power of combining Super Sayan God and Kaio ken and luckily he managed to beat Hit's ass but will he be ready to fight Hit's true power?

Watch that on Sunday.
not Kayoken, it's Kaio Ken
#NerdyReporter
The new celebrity Aztec :lol: :lol:
nooooice! :P
Splinter fuk you for typing my name wrong :<
I was....just reading the past newspapers to get an idea to write my very own news topic but you already came with it. Nice work though.
Aztec.is.back wrote:nooooice! :P
Splinter fuk you for typing my name wrong :<
Sorry for the typo. Adjusted
SyCroMaTiCs wrote:I was....just reading the past newspapers to get an idea to write my very own news topic but you already came with it. Nice work though.
Hehe thanks! I did this because the server was under attack and Henor and Yez were mocking me xD. But this newstopic came out of a genuine love for news-writing.

~~~~~~~~EDIT~~~~~~~~~~~
Just incase some admin finds this topic offensive, please notify me before locking this topic or deleting it.
His ingame name is Aztec.

This is his forum name
Ragna wrote:His ingame name is Aztec.

This is his forum name
He did it in the forums. So, I chose to add his forum name instead of his real name.
Are we talking for news or mistakes?
I know I am doing the same thing here but this Topic might get Locked as we were talking for mistakes and not news.


News : Bernie Sanders has the most chances on being the President of USA.